I may or may not be guilty of some of these….

Borrowed from Steve in a Speedo

This used to be me… But recently I am all about the... I hope I never have this conversation with myself... I Have a great brick ...

Really…?

…just like Mum said!

When overheard by my wife she commented “ well they’ve got your number haven’t they ”!

Here are a couple of them that I saw just today… Would you like cream to go with that Ho? Don’t be afraid to make an ass of yourself...

Kinda safe for work…try not to let your coffee come out of your nose!

Your wife tries to introduce you to your three children and you reply "Three?" You spend more time in the drug section than the fo...