Well the votes are in, counted and de-chaded and the winner, by somewhat of a landslide; 64.5%, due to a cunning and devious marketing campaign, is Frayed Laces!
Here is the winning haiku and visual proof!
bonking on trail run
I just tried to kiss a tree
time to take some gel
Treehugging at its finest!
Email me your address and I’ll send them on their way!